The medieval village of Markesew has been plagued by a dragon for years, and its virgins demanded in tribute. When professional wrestler, St. George the Dragon Slayer, arrives magically in Markesew from modern times wearing his silver pants and lace up boots it seems like his quest is clear. A sword and an imagination was all he needed to defeat the dragon...or so he thought, until he came face to face with the mysterious mistress of Devil's Mount.

Twelve years ago Alizon had been sent to die in the dragon's lair. Too tough for even dragon teeth, she was not about to surrender to some foreigner in shiny hose now. She feared for the secret world she had built atop her mountain...but as the hero approached, Alizon realized it was not the dragon's armor he'd come to pierce, but the hardened scales around her own ferocious heart.